Some Funny Dialogues for you:

 

Two friends met on a road πŸ›£️

πŸ˜—: What's up?

😚:Fine,what about you?

πŸ˜—:Fine

Then they met an other friend

πŸ˜—πŸ˜š: Hey! Bro what about you?

πŸ˜€: Fine. But What are you doing here?

πŸ˜—: I was going to market. And I met him.

😚: I was just wondering here.

πŸ˜€: Oo! I see πŸ™ˆ.But why are you going to                    market?

πŸ˜—: For making some copies of assignments.

πŸ˜€: Why?

πŸ˜—: Because I need to give it to my teacher.

πŸ€“: Oh! Really.

πŸ€“---> teacher (Who was selling vegetables at the side of them)

Now If you have the question ⁉️

Why the teacher selling vegetables?

Then Answer is, the teacher know that these boys are clever. And this is there meeting point. 

Was it funny πŸ˜…? If not then read another...

One-day a boy was giving an online exam. He started his exam. Then the bell πŸ”” rang. No no not the door bell. The phone rang. He pick up the phone. And start talking. After cutting the phone call he realize that he was giving exam:D. But it was too late. Guess why?